assholelogic 

The process in which a person does all of his or her thinking while keeping their head up their ass. Noun. Old redneck English

Joey's assholelogic makes women very angry.

assholelogic by Race82 May 25, 2011

Assholeholic

constantly making and repeating mistakes, wrong assumptions and stupid actions. This is not a curable condition (short of impeachment).

A gaggle of assholeholics are in the White house.

Assholeholic by walks on the beach April 16, 2017