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Stop throwing assholes at me! 

A Grand Theft Auto V reference. In the mission where Jimmy sells the boat, Michael will shout this when one of the guys who falls off the boat nearly hits his car.
Guy 1: *falls off of moving boat*
Michael: Hey! Stop throwing assholes at me!

stoplight asshole 

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.
stoplight asshole by potaytoes February 4, 2017

Sudden Stopping Assholes 

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.
Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004