An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
A grave in which to place a Donkey.
Yeah, we're just digging an ass hole
by Smackey September 22, 2004
An alternate word for aviator-style sunglasses with very dark or mirrored lenses.

While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.

Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.
I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.

Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.

Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?

No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.


Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...

Let me take a guess: 311?

YES! How did you know?

Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.
by hecktor dangus May 08, 2010
1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert
If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
by RayX April 09, 2005
1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.

There is nothing good about such a person.
Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
by Treat people with respect! August 31, 2011
a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink
That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.
by anonymous January 27, 2004
1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher
1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005
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