Asshat

A crude insult to describe a rude or inconsiderate person.

Person 1: "Wow, he's such an asshat"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know right"

by artist_chaz March 15, 2019

Asshat

When someone is acting like an ass but calling them an asshole doesn't work for the situation so you call them and asshat

Bob: You girls are lookin mighty fine today wanna screws tonight?
Girls: Bob your such and asshat!!!

by 2quik4u92 April 5, 2016

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC November 25, 2007

asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.

Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.

by Expane October 21, 2005

Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat

"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"

by Stinky Nan June 2, 2017

asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.

Michael English is an asshat.

by zoe2001 June 4, 2009

asshat

The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot

Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!

by Bueller aka asshat March 19, 2007