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A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.
by Chaos company July 16, 2014
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Someone who is so frustrating to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will swing around and lodge itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.
That guy wearing the cow suit? He's an asshat.
by XDAS January 19, 2011
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noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.
"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"
by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009
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What I type in google to see if I have internet. Usually done if my wireless network takes a shit and I have to search something random to ensure I do not get a cached page.
Unplug the router, plug it back in, head to firefox and type in ass hat to make sure everything is back online.
by Sovvy January 16, 2009
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Less Than Three

What guys think the Heart symbol in chatting is. <3
Jen: I <3 You

Mike: What? Why do you ass-hat me?
by GX2 April 19, 2005
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An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.
Inderpaul is an asshat.
by Zim Santos August 21, 2006
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An expression used for someone who is annoying or who you just plain dont like.
Piss off ass hat im not in the mood!

Did u see that. rapage. wtf thats gay you ass hat
by Samuel shuush January 10, 2006
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