Asshat

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How did this asshat become president?
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Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up
Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss
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asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 21, 2005
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Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

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"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"
by Stinky Nan June 02, 2017
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Stop being such an asshat
by thebestaround69 October 28, 2014
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asshatted

Having an insult that you intiated turned against you.
TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct Tape" to "Duck Tape" and FlatLiner told him that he was a dumbass and it was in fact spelled "Duct Tape".
by !!*_RocketDiva March 08, 2003
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Asshat

Someone who is so frustrating to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will swing around and lodge itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.
That guy wearing the cow suit? He's an asshat.
by XDAS January 19, 2011
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