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A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.
Assel is a sexy lady!
Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017
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assbelunker 

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.
Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo
assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

asseltov cocktail 

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
asseltov cocktail by coyote123 September 1, 2011

asspellet 

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asselope 

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.
Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.
asselope by da truant July 4, 2006
Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery
See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile
Assgile by Yeebus August 30, 2017