Assel 

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition

Assel Is the most amazing person in the world

Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018

Assel 

A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.

Assel is a sexy lady!

Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017

assbelunker 

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

asseltov cocktail 

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

asseltov cocktail by coyote123 September 1, 2011

asspellet 

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asspellet by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

asselope 

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

asselope by da truant July 4, 2006

Assgile 

Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery

See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile

Assgile by Yeebus August 30, 2017