The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition
by Ana Diaz November 28, 2018
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The coolest girl to ever walk this planet. Her amazing style, her marvelous personality and let's not forget her incredible football skills. She is so loved in this world by everyone around her, she's the type of person who just brightens up everybody's day without even knowing it. She's the best friend / girlfriend anyone could ever ask for, by being there for you when you need her. Assel is also a magician, superhero, an artist and let's not forget she's a genius with the biggest brains ever. I love you baby!
T: Tell me about that girl Assel, she seems so cool!
M: She is the coolest person alive, I'm obsessed with her!
M: She is the coolest person alive, I'm obsessed with her!
by otters&cows4life April 13, 2022
An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.
by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014
A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg
by Sméagol December 31, 2015
Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.
by Limblessless May 28, 2007
Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.
by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008