Assedema 

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

Assedema by MJinMaine July 3, 2009

asseyes

Someone who has a strange "look"

What are you lookin at asseyes?

asseyes by db9er August 26, 2003

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Asseyes

1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.

2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.

That guy Greg was the biggest asseyes on the boat, and now he's the biggest asseyes at the Post Office

Asseyes by SSEP August 4, 2010

Assey 

The act of doing or saying something in a smartass manner.

Kenny can't help but be assey, he is the biggest smartass ever.

Assey by 0k1 November 13, 2011

Azarias Robel Assaye

A man who pulls no hoes and gets no bitches in life. The number 1 opp in everyone’s cereal. And he still pulls no bitches

That guy over there gets no hoes he such a bozo. You can he he’s Azarias Robel Assayeing it. Pause

Azarias Robel Assaye by Ndhdgdyejwnavsyd May 10, 2022

assey 

A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole

Jon is such an assey

assey by Aaron/Jake August 1, 2006