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Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

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"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
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assemblog 

A blog that assembles various aspects of oneself into one place. People now have a presence (i.e. blog, photos, bookmarks, etc.) at multiple websites, usually of a social aspect.
Jim decided he needed an assemblog, because he was having a hard time remembering all the websites he belonged to.
assemblog by tony:oeb:frosty February 20, 2008

Assemblies of God 

A Pentecostal Christian Denomination. Believes in all the Bible, including Acts.
First Assembly of God is the best church ever!!Assemblies of God rocks!
Assemblies of God by Manders95 August 31, 2013

Assemblied 

Been promised something that likely won't happen or your boss thinks your work is rubbish because someone else told them so.
- Yo man, I've just had a meeting with my boss and he wants me gone.

- Don't worry bruv, not your fault. They have been assemblied.
Assemblied by markjones99 February 21, 2017

assemblize

the act of assembling
hang on while i assemblize a playlist...
assemblize by Nick December 29, 2004

assbumbling

A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.
"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."

assemblage

wow that group of girls must be from the assemblage
assemblage by macyyylol June 24, 2016