asscuse 

Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.

"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"

asscuse by Mattalicious October 21, 2007

asscuterie 

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

asscuterie by Latoleo October 7, 2018

asscusations 

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out

Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"

asscusations by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

Asscube 

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

Asscube by Jessmess May 20, 2019

Asscube 

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

Asscube by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

Ashcuse

An excuse blaming the volcanic activities in Iceland

Sales guy: Sorry, we can not ship in time.
Customer: Don't give me that ashcuse, it thought you are shipping from LA.

Ashcuse by WorkVitamins April 18, 2010

asscudent 

ass•cudent
- when your ass couldn’t

“Emily’s ass couldn’t move”
“Emily’s asscudent move”

asscudent by httpgabs October 14, 2021