New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

Asscrakis 

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.

Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

Asscrakis by HamboneFakenamington11 May 21, 2022

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

Asscrawler 

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

Asscrawler by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Assraper's Anonymous 

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

Assraper's Anonymous by tom-paul June 29, 2008

southside assraper 

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough

Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper

southside assraper by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018

Asscrackers 

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

Asscrackers by S. Prime March 24, 2009