Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it
by Will Hubbard August 23, 2005
a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth
by bobbynom13 December 12, 2012
Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.
"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"
"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."
"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."
by ArmyVet February 22, 2016
An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.
You are an Assclown.
by Eric Sutton June 1, 2005
by anth1991 January 28, 2006
A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
by Jim Biggins May 27, 2012