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A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.
Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?
Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

assbonnet 

This word simply means a female asshat.
Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
assbonnet by Telephony July 24, 2014

asshoused 

completly messed uppppppppppp
"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"
asshoused by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005
someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.
Man, that guy is such an asshouse
Asshouse by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

asspoundee 


An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!
asspoundee by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

Assboned 

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.
"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."
Assboned by Loban17 February 5, 2010