assblow 

when someone gives you a blowjob on your ass. abbr. is AB.

dude that hot chick gave me an ass blow all night long!

assblow by t-minus nothing July 1, 2005

Assblow 

When you think your gonna fart and hit mud. Loading your undies. When you sneeze and squirt a turd in your pants unexpectedly.

Ol' Creeper was drinking hard last night and blew chow and later he had a full on, out the back of his short ASSBLOW.. that shit was sick!

Assblow by Wind of the South. June 10, 2018

assclowned 

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish 

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.

More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.

assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Captain Assclown 

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

Captain Assclown by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclown 

someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.

see google image "assclown"

assclown by stesh July 19, 2008

Verizon Assclowns 

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012