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assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.
Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009
when something is uberly beating something else
dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.
by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009