ass-pimp Share definition Flag 1.)The art of pimping out one sisters ass. 2.) Giving verbal homage to a banging ass friend I had to ass-pimp my SL sister so she could strut her stuff in her bitch boots and take down her whore challenger. ass-pimp by SweetTeets Cupcake August 7, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the ass-pimp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch