Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
by ms17686 January 23, 2012
by me3sh March 11, 2010
A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.
There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
by eda-skip October 11, 2021
A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation
by way2goMENSA December 26, 2011
by Jon06712 February 1, 2008
by cheese guitar September 16, 2021