corn fed ass whippin 

( noun) The physical beating following an unsolicited stupid commit typically adminstered by a very large well nourished redneck
commonly giving out to those " not from around here"

The dumb ass yankee was running his mouth so i gave him a by god corn fed ass whippin

corn fed ass whippin by grainfeed June 18, 2011

alabama ass whippin 

An extremely bad beating.

When I catch that SOB that fucked my wife Ima give him an alabama ass whippin'!

alabama ass whippin by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

ass whupping 

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

ass whupping by Dr. Fine September 19, 2015

tuckahoe ass whipping

A rather intense retaliation to something such as stealing beer, or insulting one's girlfriend. Exact details are sketchy because the recipient usually suffers memory loss, but it is beleived to include a tree, a chain, and a pickup truck. Delivered in the back woods of Tuckahoe, NJ.

After his tuckahoe ass whipping, he became quite the gentleman.

tuckahoe ass whipping by corbincitykiller July 23, 2006

ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping insurance by Desmond Shoals April 9, 2008

ass whoppin 

to get ya ass whopped; gettin beat up

yo if u fuck with me you gonna catch an ass whoppin.

ass whoppin by Riah from Philly February 8, 2007

ass whipping 

what a militant loudmouth hateful ignoramus needs when he or she pops off the chops about what what kind of violent acts "should be done" about different people that he or she don't like. Said person is extremely in opinion, doesn't observe the world around him/her and believes what every shithead demagogue posing as a high-class/high moral person says to them. A sheep.

If Maggie comes over here again today spouting off again about "the liberal bias", the "Jewish conspiracy", or any other hating on other types of people (that are different than herself) she might get a good old fashioned ass whipping. I'm sick and tired of her prejudiced yapping. She needs to knock off the HaterAde now.

ass whipping by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008