Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

Well spank my ass and call me sally by DougieT May 30, 2006

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank dat ass 

To strike a backside firmly and convincingly.

You watch yourself, or I will spank dat ass

spank dat ass by Deucebeast June 28, 2007

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie! 

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie! by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

spank dat ass 

To desire to have hardcore sex with someone.

I'm gonna spank dat ass!

spank dat ass by ReaZonoZaeR November 30, 2003

spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

spank-it-ass by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004

ass spankled 

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

ass spankled by ass spankler June 12, 2009