ass scab 

An ass scab is a person with asshole friend/spouse that trys to fix the problems/situation the ass has caused

Ass: wtf you are mcdonalds and you are out of cheese burgers? Friend/spouse: im sorry he/she is being an ass. McD's worker: dude im already angry dont try to be an ass scab for that ass

ass scab by pseudonwanafukwitme October 26, 2013

scab ass

Noun: when someone has hard sex so hard their ass has scabs on it

I gave that girl over there a scab ass a while back

scab ass by potato hed August 24, 2016

You're breeding a scab on your ass 

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.

You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.

You're breeding a scab on your ass by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.

My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) by TTIII June 5, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008