ass quicker 

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name

johnathan is an ass quicker!!!

ass quicker by michelle dexter December 28, 2007

ass quacker 

Insult; to quack major ass.

Yo, stop ass quacking on my koolaid.

ass quacker by Tewpac & Kevinem December 11, 2004

assquacker 

A fart that makes the sound of a duck but smells like a shitbomb.

Greg's assquacker cleared the room again.

assquacker by zebrahoe35 February 4, 2014