Top Definition
The only acceptable way to hit a girl. A closed fist to the ass of varying degree. Appropriate for retaliation or mean/rude comments. Bruising is frowned upon, but is hidden if need be. They can be stored, but must be used within a week, otherwise they are forfeited.
My girlfriend told me I wasn't funny so I had to ass punch her.

I gave her an ass punch cause she gave me a titty twister.
by Right n' History January 20, 2011
To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.
SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!
by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003
The act of punching a chick in the ass when you are going at it doggy style. It causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.
I was banging this ho last night from behind and I ass punched her hard and she clenched up tight and I came hard all over her.
by monkeybutt July 23, 2003
The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.
Beef Wellington got the win tonight with the flying ass punch.
by Jugrnaut April 21, 2005
to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.
The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!
by ChrisSherry September 14, 2008
To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.
"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
fisting when necessary
"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"
by Onionbag January 04, 2007
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