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Ass Paint 

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.
Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.
Ass Paint by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

ass painting 

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.
1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.
ass painting by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017

Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker 

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.
Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!

Wet Ass Painting 

I used too much water for my painting
Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper
Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?

paint your ass 

Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
paint your ass by shawnesty June 29, 2012