3 definitions by FunnyMrBiggs

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When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.
Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.
by FunnyMrBiggs August 19, 2011

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When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter
Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.
by FunnyMrBiggs August 18, 2011

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The ejaculate of a male afflicted with any sexually transmitted disease that is transmitted through semen.
Don't fuck that guy. He's shooting dirty bullets.
by FunnyMrBiggs July 02, 2016

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