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Ass o'Clock 

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.
"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."
Ass o'Clock by CaseJackal May 12, 2015
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ass o'clock 

An unreasonably early hour.
I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.
ass o'clock by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

ass o'clock 

A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.
My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock
ass o'clock by the riverside November 3, 2023

ass o' clock

Really, really f-ing early.
Dude, I had to be up and out of there at ass o' clock in the morning.
ass o' clock by Hypermodern September 5, 2006

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass
oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026