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another name for toilet paper
im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!
by calimoe May 25, 2006
a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
by Brutus Roengardener November 03, 2007
Toilet paper; also used as an insult.
You fucking ass napkin!
by {42}Ix June 08, 2003
Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.
That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!
by Zk4r January 06, 2005
A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
My manager Greg is such an ass napkin
by Assnap15 January 09, 2014