ass maggot 

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.

Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.

ass maggot by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005

ass maggot 

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.

Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.

ass maggot by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010

ass-maggot 

1. n - A disgusting, larval parasite that lives in the anus or rectum of a corpse; one who resembles such a creature in appearance or behavior.

Wait . . . after she told you the doctors said it was cancer, you still dumped her that night? What kind of vile, shit-eating ass-maggot are you, anyway?

ass-maggot by nihil8r April 30, 2003

ass maggot 

one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.

Catholic Priests, and the red headed step children they rape.

ass maggot by foshizzle December 3, 2003

ass maggot 

someone thats ass is so nasty that it draws maggots

he is such an ass maggot

ass maggot by ani_the_feral_ferret October 28, 2003

Ass maget 

The worst thing you can call some someone. The lowest for of life there is. I maget that lives in some one's ass and eats the shit out of it.

To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.

He's such an ass maget.

Ass maget by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011

ASS MAGAT 

Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.

Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.

ASS MAGAT by Stu Cherbourg May 1, 2025