Land Ass 

Butt fucking per square mile of land

Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?

Land Ass by Doc Hudson’s child May 2, 2022

Land Some Ass

Verb.
1. To score
2. To have sex.

Jason: "I plan to land some ass at that party tomorrow."
Jason: "I totally landed ass at that party last night."

Land Some Ass by SharpEx January 1, 2013

land of ass rape servitude 

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.

I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!

land of ass rape servitude by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

Land of the Lost Ass

A woman's ass that is so large that it creates it's own warp through time, worlds, and space. All kinds of matter get's engulfed never to be seen again in a Land of the Lost Ass.

Leanne's husband starts to cry while fucking her in the ass, he realizes that he has lost his cock forever, as it is now in the Land of The Lost Ass.

Land of the Lost Ass by srjg May 18, 2009

Ass Landing 

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

Ass Landing by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

ass lander 

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

ass lander by Whosit606 September 1, 2019

Landslide ass

A booty that looks like a landslided.

Kate has such a landslide ass.

Landslide ass by Hoenuts April 12, 2017