ass lancer 

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

ass lancer by Griphftor July 6, 2006

ass lantern 

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

ass lantern by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

ass lander 

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

ass lander by Whosit606 September 1, 2019

ass jack-o-lantern 

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

ass jack-o-lantern by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

Assmancer 

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

Assmancer by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

New York Asslanders 

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

New York Asslanders by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022