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bitch ass champion 

someone who claims to be a champion, but everyone knows that he is just a bitch
Jvon claims to be a champion, but he's really a bitch ass champion because he sucks at life.
bitch ass champion by TDUB11 December 10, 2008

ass champion 

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)
frank is such an ass champion

ass champion 

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.
Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.
ass champion by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Champagne Ass 

Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.
"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"
Champagne Ass by Nick & Mo August 5, 2003

ass fucking champion 

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion
steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion

ass of champions

n. well rounded, pert buttocks, attached to slim, well-figured person, generally male.
Yo, man, in Norway we saw the ultimate death metal ass of champions. He looked like Cousin It, I swear, but dude, the ass, the ass!
ass of champions by zooky June 8, 2004