ass beating 

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

ass beating by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

ass beater 

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

ass beater by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

Educational Ass Beating 

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

Educational Ass Beating by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Freshmen ass beatin 

When your a freshmen and freshmen ass beater finds it necessary to hurt you in many ways

Todd just got a major freshmen ass beatin

Freshmen ass beatin by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating 

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

Kamikaze ass beating by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Fruit ass beating 

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

Fruit ass beating by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

Selective Ass Beating 

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

Selective Ass Beating by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023