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1.
Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.
Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick
by foug March 26, 2003
 
2.
Shit.
Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?
by cantbetheking July 22, 2014
 
3.
A synonym for taking a crap
"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."
by rambler12013 July 16, 2008