The typical nerdy kid with glasses who sits around the middle through back rows of the class always scratching, sniffing, and pulling things out of his ass. He is sometimes known to pick his nose and mix it into his ass. He typically sits next to your crush, grossing the shit out of him/her. 90% of Ass Kids die from HIV that got into their system via their ass. Warning: Sitting next to an Ass Kid can make you sick in the stomach, nausiated, and an occasional throwing up in front of your crush who also sits next to him. Do not sit next to this kid.
by chupo September 08, 2006