by ceav March 3, 2017
by potledom January 13, 2014
Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
by K.Spence June 7, 2006
Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
by NICMOZ May 21, 2008
After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.
by todd h November 30, 2006
I am goldfish ass crack
by gold fish ass crack August 29, 2022
Ass Crack Hash is when a person shits and pisses in a bottle, then places a balloon over the bottles opening. The person then lets that bottle bake in the sun for a day. The following day the take off the balloon and inhale that balloon creating an almost LCD trip. There is a negative effect after doing so the persons breathe will smell like sewer or shit for a span of two weeks. Ass Crack Hash is more popular within Africa. Also known as Jenkin
My bro did that Ass Crack Hash the other week, damn I couldn't get near him from the smell of his breathe.
by Crer187 November 11, 2007