A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!
by eatrawstayhealthy June 5, 2011
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When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!
I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!
by Grizznix March 9, 2014
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A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.
Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.
by matttttttttttttttty boy April 18, 2007
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When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011
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a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries
by urban genius May 12, 2009
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Pronounced as "ass chis". It is a multipurpose word. It is generally used to describe a situation that makes you feel some negative emotion. It can also be used to describe people who have a shitty personality. It can also be used as a conversation filler.
"That exam was ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
by barbita123 January 27, 2020
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The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.
I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀
by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018
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