(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.
1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"
by Hung10Gemini July 25, 2008
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(the fried sandwich, not the reverse teabagging thing.)

a grilled cheese that surpasses all others in every way. often cooked on campouts by Brewer.

brewer just made a ballin ass grilled cheese. it ruined my stove.
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A grilled cheese sandwich created by putting 5 slices of American Cheese in-between hamburger buns and frying it on a camp stove, resulting in thick black smoke, people choking, and mass-suicide
Hmm... Ballin' ass grilled-cheese you say? That sounds like a bad gay porn movie.
by Im lysdexic March 16, 2007
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A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
by Dr Debacle December 29, 2006
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When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.
My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.
by drew/ryan May 22, 2005
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when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass
BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!
by gamming man 3D March 15, 2022
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