Asplode

To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.

Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*

by Teatard January 28, 2009

asploded

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

by Asploded_on_ya_face May 25, 2009

Asplode

Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.

Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!

by Sly O.D. May 9, 2006