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apprenti 

A non-existent word created by Dr Randal Pinkett during the Apprentice 4 finale to emphasise the fact that the word Apprentice is singular, not plural.
"It's not The Apprenti, it's The Apprentice" -Dr Randal Pinkett
apprenti by Nadir Zenith January 9, 2006

Apprentice

Someone who does the exact same job as everyone else at the company but gets paid less because of the false promise for an education. A scam scheme to pay people less than the minimum wage when working out pay per hour. A disgraceful scheme.
The apprentice asked me if she can get a wage based on her performance, I laughed at that even though she does show me up with my job.
Apprentice by FrankyWanky January 20, 2021

Aspiengirl 

a gorgeous female with Asperger’s Syndrome, in possession of a kick arse intellect!
An Aspiengirl doesn’t have to choose between being drop dead gorgeous and a Mensa member!
Aspiengirl by Aspie Crusader August 15, 2013

IITJEE aspirant 

*To be read in a news reader's monotone*
(A very Generic definition.)

A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India.

This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.
They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE".

Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy.

These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins.

Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with.

Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 99.3% of applicants.

I feel sorry for them.
I feel sorry for myself.
Kalpit: (with tears) *whispering* I was an IITJEE aspirant too.
Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning.

No one:
Not a soul:
Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?!

Apprentisaurus 

Apprentasaurus derives from the words apprentice and dinosaur.

The word "apprentisaurus" is used to describe someone that has been an apprentice for an excessive amount of time, spanning year after year, never graduating to the next level, despite the progression and advancement of his peers.

Thus, the word "dinosaur" comes into play because this individual has been in apprenticeship for such a ridiculous amount of time that it's almost prehistoric!
That guy has been an apprentisaurus for 10 years! And I've been in this trade as long as he has but I've made journeyman already..
Apprentisaurus by srm84116 August 11, 2009

apparential

The formal, the juxtapositional, the thetical, the sensual, the objectual, the functional, and the designative are all congruent to the apparential.
apparential by sandraxine July 14, 2018