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the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter
"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."
asner by Jay October 30, 2004
Ed Asner is an American actor who has been in films such as "Up" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show".
He is a badass with an attitude like no one other.
Awesome guy.

His grandson, Jake Asner runs a company called LA By Air Productions, which specializes in drone cinematography and has worked with Drake Bell.
Did you see that film Ed Asner is in?
Yes! He has an amazing attitude!
Ed Asner by EdAsnerFanPage November 17, 2018
Asere from the Efik-language (of Nigeria). A greeting of the Afro-Cuban which means, "I salute you"; "I hail you"; "I greet you"

In the present day, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.
¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

The bolá within ¿Que bola? Is from the Igbo-language (of eastern Nigeria). This derives from an Igbo greeting given in the morning "Ibola" The literal meaning of bola is "have you woken?" but is used to say "good morning"
asere by Afrodisaspora female December 25, 2018
Anera is a beautiful loving girl, she is very clingy and cuddly. But most importantly she is loyal. She constantly needs your support and love, and that is what she is gonna get.
Some random guy: Hey gurl

Anera: *runs away to her boyfriend*
Random guy: She is such Anera
Anera by No-one-knows-who-I-am June 14, 2018
Something that possesses the qualities of a Pine Needle.
The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":

Bart: He's an Aserose.
Proffessor Frink: Oh really? He possesses the qualities of a pine needle?
Bart: I didnt bring a Gameboy, this is all I've got.
Aserose by mickey c May 8, 2007

asher angel 

the sweetest, most adorable actor of all times. he acts, sings, and contributes to charities. he stars as jonah beck in the disney tv show andi mack, and will play billy batson in shazam
have you seen the new and mack?
yeah, asher angel was so adorable in it.
asher angel by puppygoose February 14, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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