ASMR

Something weird people watch
It stands for
Autonomous Sperm Minge Response
Tell this to your mom

Josh: 'Imma watch some ASMR'
Sam: 'Let's find the definition on Urban Dictionary'
*Sees this*
Josh: 'Dayummmm'

by sussybaka1213 May 30, 2022

ASMR

That thing that's meant to chill you out except it's getting harder to stay chill the more sexy thots start channels to casually frame their boobs between a pair of microphones.

Dude: let's just find some chill ASMR so I can sleep
ASMR THOT: Ima run my hands over this low-cut top that's struggling to contain my bosom to make some rustling noises for you
Dude:...well now I really can't sleep

by Kant Predict May 24, 2022

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It’s porn. It’s porn, you know it’s porn, and you shouldn’t be watching it. It’s softcore porn, and anyone who denies this is lying to themselves.

Oh wow, I just watched a girl online kiss a mic. I sure got ASMR “tingles” from that. What a relaxing experience. Definitely not a spawn of Satan!

by God_help_me January 6, 2023

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annoying sounds made recording

yo jada lets do an asmr

by mrsstealyomanisback April 1, 2018

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The latest in video content flooding the popular site youtube. With ASMR pedophiles and other perverts have found a way to have something to jerk off to on youtube. Because just using pornhub is too vanilla for these folks. Just like the famed "kids playing in pool of pudding" these videos involve young girls and sometime boys doing things that are innocent in nature but when you squint just right you could totally see how a creeper is cranking it out to these videos. To further the epidemic it's fueled by peoples desire to feel famous and since perverts flock to these videos and send the views through the roof more and more people are producing them and let me tell ya they just keep getting sexier. ;p

All in all keep whispering into the side of that cock..... I mean mic.

What are you doing?

Nothing much, just finished cranking it out to an ASMR video.

Cool, me too.

by j053ph__ September 13, 2018

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