Aslång Whiskey

The mythical Whiskey, created from the very blood of the gods. Aged for at least one Kalpa (4.32 Billion Years) and with a half-life of 3000 years it is the strongest whiskey ever discovered. There is only one bottle in existence, reaching far above the atmosphere of the Earth. The title can also be used when someone asks a question which requires an answer of unutterable volume.

-"Dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"

Aslång Whiskey by Brewer of the gods May 27, 2010

Assange 

(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.

If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.

Assange by Eschatus February 29, 2020

Asianginity 

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.

I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"

Asianginity by D Flawless June 2, 2018

asiangasm 

1) The feeling after seeing an attractive Asian with sexual appeal.
2) Feeling like you could come close to orgasm just by something an Asian did.
3) Feeling so sexually turned on by an Asian, that you might actually orgasm.

Oh my gosh, seeing Lee Min Ho in that drama just made me asiangasm.

Did you see Lee Donghae with his shirt off?! I might just have an asiangasm.

asiangasm by lexilovesdonghae May 24, 2010

Friend of Aslan 

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

Friend of Aslan by hlots11 December 26, 2011

Alangkrita 

She is a girl with many qualities. Kind and friendly who will always be there in your bad times. Sometimes may be annoying and irritating, but when you start talking with her then your heart will start to melt and you will fall in love with her.

A symbol of beauty and joy. A person full of happiness. When she is sad it is for a reason. She is a person with a big heart, even when you have a fight with her, she will always forgive you.

Always tell her how you feel about her, if she comes to know about it from other people then she will ignore you like you are dead, and your heart will break. Never disrespect her or else she will not remember you as a friend.

Alangkrita
A person with a soft heart and sweet voice.

Alangkrita by Deadverine July 2, 2019

Alangasí 

A small town outside of Quito, Ecuador, where many painters and artists live. It has beautiful landscapes and very friendly people.

I used to live in Alangasí. It is a rather peaceful place. Great place to live if you like reading poetry and relaxing.

Alangasí by Raúl Soleimani January 23, 2009