asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

Any Askers? 

A synonym of "did I ask?". Used commonly amongst gamers.

John: Man, i can't open this game its taking forever to load!
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*

Any Askers? by soupytomato January 21, 2021

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?

The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020