When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.
I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.
by Blob Joe April 29, 2011
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An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.
The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.
by The Cap'n November 16, 2003
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A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.
"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."
by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003
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Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.
by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003
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A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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