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A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.
Ashpolt loves the Anal
Ashpolt by Mike May 2, 2004

Ashpocalypse 

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.
The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.
Ashpocalypse by majestic-cheese April 19, 2010

Ashpocket 

Ashpocket (noun) To ash a cigarette in your pocket due to lack of ashtray or other form of disposal. Generally done when you smoke indoors and you misplaced your ashtray, or it was out of reach and you didn't want to ash on the carpet. Similar to ashhand
"Hey Greg, where's the ashtray?" - "I thought you had it." - "No, I guess I'll have to use an ashpocket"
Ashpocket by I2ustySpork February 4, 2010

ashphobic 

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people named ash.
hey Ash, you suck!

what did I do?

People named Ash are the worst!

That's Ashphobic!
ashphobic by capibaru November 21, 2022

Ashphobic 

fear of blonde emo British furries
I'm ashphobic babes x
Ashphobic by anonymous April 20, 2022

Ashphobic 

Fear of blonde British emo furries
I'm ashphobic babes x
Ashphobic by Deeznuts2099 April 20, 2022