ashpants 

slightly emo, slightly scene, but awesome.

drinks alot of rum, and smokes like a chimney with melons, her accomplice.

then they cause a ruckus.

omg.... i think ive spotted a wild ashpants, i cant be sure though because i cant see melons with her.

ashpants by MELONS_. May 27, 2008

Assplant 

When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.

The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.

For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.

Assplant by Emeni July 22, 2010

Assplants

Implants of the gluteus maximus.

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.

Assplants by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012

assplant 

An Assplant is half Ass and half a Plant, Gentically modified by a crazy irish man who accidentally sat his ass on a plant, enjoyed it for 30 seconds (Or more) and then hinted at this experience during a Skype conversation (Witnesses: Alex, Zoey, Maggie who will all confirm this occurance)

Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)

This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.

"You just got assplanted!"

"You're an assplant!"

"That guy over there, he likes to assplant!"

assplant by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006

assplant 

It's for the unfortunate girls and boys who were born without asses. Through this new discovery, we've been able to give those unfortunate people lots o ass.

Unfortunate young gay man, "I have had problems since I've been a child, for my lack of ass. Is there anything you could do to help?"

Assplant grower, "Why yes, it's your lucky day. Now, with Assplant, you can get an incredible ass with only a couple minor implants!"

assplant by Pallapooha April 12, 2007

Assplant 

Ass implants...

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?

Assplant by Pms4780 July 24, 2018