assplain 

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.

Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?

assplain by MadTiki July 6, 2021

Asplain

To explain, but said with a mexican accent.

Chu don't understand mang? let me asplain it to ju.

Asplain by teehad November 14, 2012

Assplaining 

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.

Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.

Assplaining by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023

assplain 

When you have to explain something that is complicated and a huge pain in the ass.

Accidently got my girlfriend pregnant. Can't wait to assplain this to my wife.

assplain by ricechopper7 May 6, 2018

assplaining 

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

assplaining by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

ashlain 

A very beautiful girl ,Ashlain is very sensitive , is always on time, doesn't like hurting other people's feelings, always struggles a little with boy's because she has very big heart and people just take advantage of it ,she is very good in music normally knows how to play more then 3 instruments, usually likes to dress like a boy, normally has very long her and loves eating.

Boy: hey that girl eats alot
Girl: yeah that is Ashlain

ashlain by H_S_S March 25, 2018

Ashlaine 

A kind hearted friend

Hey do you know Ashlaine?

Yeah she’s the best!

Ashlaine by Tristan24steele June 4, 2020