Ashlon

Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.

Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!

Dude2: He did my mom.

by Koontay April 2, 2009

Ashlon

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.

Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!

by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009

Ashlon

To be aged, to look at the past and shake your head.

I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.

by Wafflewafflewafflewaffle August 25, 2019