Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
by Koontay April 2, 2009
One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009
I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.
by Wafflewafflewafflewaffle August 25, 2019