A school full of rednecks, stuck up jocks, and slutty cheerleaders who think cheerleading is a sport. Welcome to Turner Ashby High School, home of the worst football team in Rockingham County!!
What school was it that their gym teacher got caught fucking a student?
A silly and fun girl, she'll leave the room leaving the people in it with a smile. if you are looking for a good time call her up, she loves to smile be silly and trust me you'll fall in love with her
An awesome sweet kind-hearted girl. Too cute to function. Awesome at giving advice and always has your back, but don't get on her bad side; she will mess you up. Awesome singer with a full heart.
When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
all the others are about girls, but this is the guy one. A nice dude who loves sci-fi and video games, and is a top student but not a smart ass. he, in fact, hates smart asses. (especially kids named Dante). he can fit into almost any group with ease.