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Turner Ashby High School 

A school full of rednecks, stuck up jocks, and slutty cheerleaders who think cheerleading is a sport. Welcome to Turner Ashby High School, home of the worst football team in Rockingham County!!
What school was it that their gym teacher got caught fucking a student?

Oh! You're talking about Turner Ashby High School!
A silly and fun girl, she'll leave the room leaving the people in it with a smile. if you are looking for a good time call her up, she loves to smile be silly and trust me you'll fall in love with her
Ashby is who I fell in love with...
Ashby by Flying_fisBoodish November 3, 2017

Ashby De La Zouch 

A market town in Leicestershire, England, notable for it's 3 Co-ops and high levels of racism due to lots of tories living there.
You do not want to go to Ashby De La Zouch, mate, They're a bunch of tory, racism jobbers there.
An awesome sweet kind-hearted girl. Too cute to function. Awesome at giving advice and always has your back, but don't get on her bad side; she will mess you up. Awesome singer with a full heart.
Have you seen Ashby? She complimented me!
Ashby by Hoe4poptarts June 8, 2018

Fort Ashby Funnel Cake 

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
all the others are about girls, but this is the guy one. A nice dude who loves sci-fi and video games, and is a top student but not a smart ass. he, in fact, hates smart asses. (especially kids named Dante). he can fit into almost any group with ease.
Hey look it's Ashby.
Ashby by ashbyman10 April 21, 2019