Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011

Assgard 

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

assgasket by Dylan March 13, 2004

Ashgan 

Ashgan's are some of the best people out there. She's shy when you first meet her but once you break her shell, she super funny and throws puns every where. Ashgan's also have the best advice! She'll always be there for you when if you guys are far apart, it doesn't stop her! Ashgan's make the best friends and girlfriends.

Friend: I wish someone would give me advice like an Ashgan!

Friend: I know right? They're the best!

Ashgan by Lovely_Mei March 26, 2016

Asfia 

The definition of hot

"omg shes asfia"

Asfia by jhgfvc bnmjkhgv bnjmnhb April 15, 2021

Afgan Dan 

Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed

"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"

Afgan Dan by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

asgana 

Asgana is an autistic way to say so many things, such as hi, goodbye, i love you or let’s f**k, we love the misunderstandings

Person 1 -See you later

Person 2 -Asgana!
Person 1 -What the…

asgana by itsMeSimooo April 19, 2022